![]() ![]() This, friends, is where I got in BIG trouble. This keeps it from popping back up like a window shade pulled too tight. Then, I tried the “all in one” which theoretically you put on over your head, then smooth it all the way down, over your “excess” and then hold in place with a handy little hook and eye fastener in the crotch. I tried just the tops, which smooth out the bra roll, and prop up your breasts, much like wearing a hot water bottle. ![]() It holds in your gut and poofs out your butt. How in the hell do women wear these things? I tried on the kind which are just bottoms, which is like stepping into a garden hose. I’d bought a new sweater and a sassy short skirt and I didn’t want to look like Homer Simpson. ![]() How in the hell do women wear these things? I’d gone into the foundations dressing room with about 15 of these various “enhancers”, (the artist formerly known as “girdle”) to see if I could rein in some of my girth for an important client meeting the next day. I’m stuck in the dressing room at Macy’s with a boa constrictor “body shaper” squashing my boobs and it’s not moving up or down ! ![]()
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